when you tell your friend the reason he wants to go to the college he picked is because it’s called “Dick- in -son” and you realize your Asian friend Sun is standing next to you with a terrified expression on his face.
(Source: arock52)
when the GPS tells your gay driver to go straight
(Source: samrawrs)
when Cedric Diggory dies and is reincarnated as Edward Cullen.
when an emo goes to McDonalds and orders a Happy Meal.
when you realize the song on the radio doesn’t sound right because it’s the original and not the Glee version.
(Source: gwenofthesea)
when the guy on the State Farm commercial tells his female agent to appear with a sandwich
(Source: dazzzlingdreams)
when you ask Darth Vader “How’s the wife and kids?”
(Source: captaintaco89)
when your attempt to distance yourself from your past hip-hop persona is stifled by James Franco’s Grandma.
(Source: smalltownsound)
when you go to watch a fight, and a hockey game breaks out.
(Source: ravenandawritingdesk)
when you go in your closet looking for Narnia and you find the door to Monsters, Inc. instead.
(Source: tanzmitmir)
when you walk into a doorframe… and the door is open.
(Source: mspoopsey)
when your friend in a wheelchair at your niece’s bday party also wants to play musical chairs and your niece shouts out, “NO! He’s going to win EVERYTIME!”
(Source: moderndream)
when a man makes your sandwich at subway
(Source: maybebabyplease)
when you realize Red Foreman has a weird fetish of putting his foot up people’s butts.
(Source: lorenelyse)
when you’re on ChatRoulette and you see a typical penis pop up until you realize the background looks awfully familiar to your parent’s bedroom.
(Source: throwingupthoughts)
