when your friend in a wheelchair at your niece’s bday party also wants to play musical chairs and your niece shouts out, “NO! He’s going to win EVERYTIME!”

(Source: moderndream)

when a man makes your sandwich at subway

(Source: maybebabyplease)

when you realize Red Foreman has a weird fetish of putting his foot up people’s butts.

(Source: lorenelyse)

when you’re on ChatRoulette and you see a typical penis pop up until you realize the background looks awfully familiar to your parent’s bedroom. 

(Source: throwingupthoughts)

when Kelso gets a higher SAT score than you.

(Source: lizzyreads)

when a hipster tells you that they prefer a more obscure label because “hipster” is too mainstream.

(Source: arkinzer)

1. Millseyn

That awkward moment when you crack open an egg and Lady Gaga falls out. - Link

2. Lifeasafarmanimal

That awkward moment when you drop a slice of cheese and it slides down your stomach, only to be grated by your abs. - Link

3. Prncssrac5

That awkward moment when Waldo and Nemo turn out to be on vacation together - Link

4. Expectopatricia

That awkward moment when you finish painting your nails and you have a wedgie - Link

5. No Tumblr Link

That awkward moment when you’re sitting in the theatre about to watch a movie and BAM, human giraffe sits in front of you - Link

We’ll be doing the same competition again next week for the last time (at least for a while). So submit your ‘awkward moments’ by clicking these words

when being a hipster has become mainstream.

(Source: fuckyourshhh)

when your dad walks in to find a hung over Darren Criss in your bed.

(Source: colleenconnz92)

when the world ends in 2012 not because it’s 2012, but because Sarah Palin has become president.

(Source: lettersfromruby)

When you call Indiana Jones’ satchel a purse

(Source: tykerobert)

when you’re sitting in the theatre about to watch a movie and BAM, human giraffe sits in front of you..

when you deny your teachers friend request on Facebook and she asks you about it in class.