on Tumblr when you’ve pressed the log out button more than you’ve pressed the message button.

(Source: miblogito)

thatfailmoment:

when Tumblr spell check considers the word ‘Tumblr’ to be misspelled.

Follow thatfailmoment by clicking these words

when someone buys you a gun rack, and you don’t even own A gun, let alone enough to necessitate an entire rack. 

(Source: sarah-mania)

when you call your black girlfriend “Precious.”

(Source: moardepravity)

when you think something is hilarious but nobody else seems to know what you’re talking about 

(Source: chloesageee)

when you accidentally hold down the question mark key too long and now you sound demanding and impatient.

(Source: tammmy)

when your boyfriend texts “I have a surprise for you” and you receive an email from your joint bank account about the engagement ring transaction.

(Source: hometooblivion)

when you see an obese person driving a Honda Fit.

when your spoon is too big

when you realize Darth Vader could’ve easily been on Maury.

(Source: ahmadinejad)

Considering we have submissions like

-That awkward moment when you get in trouble for bringing guns to school, when all you did was wear a muscle shirt.

and

-That awkward moment when you realize Obama’s birth certificate was Osama’s last horcrux

it’s safe to assume we don’t believe all of our submissions are 100% factual.

when Emma Watson answers a question correctly in class and someone stands up and shouts, “10 points to Gryffindor”

when Selena Gomez has a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend.

(Source: standingstar)

when the creepy guy in a horror movie isn’t the axe murderer, and you’re left wondering what was wrong with him.

when you’ve been saying “human bean” for 16 years instead of “human being”

(Source: gibbybailey)