when you tell someone you’re from New Mexico and they ask if you have a green card.

(Source: littlealexo)

when you make a Harry Potter reference and none of the muggle’s get it.

(Source: ashleyyycree)

when you’re singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong

When you’re unsure whether or not your submission with the words “deep throat” will go through.

(Source: toridoubleyew)

When your depth perception is off and suddenly you’re deep throating an Olive Garden breadstick.

(Source: toridoubleyew)

when your mom has more facebook friends than you

(Source: twilczynski)

when your girlfriend beats you at black ops and asks you to make her a sandwich

when Taco Bell picks a fight, and then someone asks if they’ve got beef.

when you forget to turn your swag off and wake up covered in bitches.

(Source: thatsillyblog)

When you aren’t sure if the song playing is “Ice Ice Baby” or “Under Pressure”

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when your dad asks you what ‘DTF’ means.

(Source: slendercontender)

thatfailmoment:

When you’re typing something without looking at the screen and then look up and realize you haven’t been typing anything at all.

follow thatfailmoment

(Source: hedgehogchronicles)

when you forget to feed your Tumbeasts.

(Source: crakeinator)

when the couple’s kiss at a wedding seems more like a one minute dry hump.

(Source: brittneydiane)

thatfailmoment:

when you tell your friend a “funny” story, and they reply “I guess you had to be there”.

follow thatfailmoment

(Source: euphoricimperfection)