when you’re running down the stairs on Christmas morning but suddenly remember that you’re Jewish…

(Source: antryx)

when you’ve parked your car, open the door and ding the next car only to realize that someone is sitting in it.

(Source: whereisthespoon)

when Eminem ties you to the bed and begins setting the house on fire.

(Source: amidthesheets)

when the cashier asks “Cash or credit?” and you jizz in your pants.

(Source: tiffanymarie3)

when you have to hide your kids, hide your wife, AND your husband because some fool is rapin’ urrbody up in here.

(Source: ohmahlawds)

when you see Tom on facebook.

(Source: octopibeefly)

when you can’t understand someone even after they’ve repeated it four times.

when you type the Facebook stalkee’s name on the Status box instead of the Search box.

when you ask your neighbors and they aren’t insured by Statefarm.

(Source: katherine-wu)

when you see a women relaxing and the dishes aren’t done

when Nigeria versus Germany and the scoreboard says Nig-Ger

when you are trying to yawn and you start drooling on yourself.

(Source: justthebeesknees)

where you accidentally follow a complete stranger instead of returning to your dashboard.

(Source: robotribble)

when #thatakwardmoment is trending world wide on Twitter but everyone is spelling awkward wrong.

(Source: casualdreaming)

when you thought you were popular because you were texting all day, then realize it was only to one person