when your wife changes her Facebook status to “widowed.”

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That awkward moment when you’re trying to comfort your friend after she just told you her dog is dying, and “The Dog Days Are Over” starts playing on the radio.

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when you’re peeing and your dick touches the water.

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when you realize that your parents didn’t actually die in a car crash, but were actually killed by a homicidal wizard named Voldemort.

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I was in Mexico on a mission trip. One of the local women reached for a soda on the table. I thought she wanted a handshake so I intercepted her hand and shook it. Awkwardness transcends language and cultural barriers.

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That awkward moment when you realize that guy youve been dating for 7 months turns out to be your first generation cousin on your dad’s side

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when someone tells you that you have a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend that they had in February of last year.

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when you accidentally type two periods at the end of a sentence, and it completely changes the meaning..

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when you walk into a room and Miley thinks you’re Liam

when you die and go to hell, because the Westboro Baptist Church was right about everything.

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when you realize you should have deleted your web history before you let your friend use your computer.

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when you find out that the 9 year old girl you adopted from a questionable orphanage is the spawn of satan

when you’re on messenger and you realize the only ‘online’ icon is you.

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when you break up with Taylor Swift and she writes a song about it.