when you get crumbs in your bra.

(Source: makeyourownmiracles)

when someone asks you how you met your internet friend

(Source: ahmygahd)

when you accidentally make a fart sound with your mouth and everyone looks at you

(Source: treefeather29)

when you trip and none of your friends are around to laugh it off with you

(Source: pbcaptaincrunch)

when Professor Oak can’t tell if you’re a girl or a boy.

(Source: tastesjustlikecocacola)

when your girlfriend starts dancing to ‘Single Ladies’.

when you just had sex with your boyfriend and he calls his parents right after you were done.

when the doctor asks you if you’re sexually active in front of your mom.

(Source: jho-thegreat)

when you find out that the 9 year old girl you adopted from a questionable orphanage is the spawn of satan

when you accidentally type two periods at the end of a sentence, and it completely changes the meaning..

(Source: allthestops)

when your computer dies because you were too into tumblr to realize that the battery was low. 

when you can’t understand what someone’s said even after they’ve repeated it four times.

There seems to be an issue publishing the top 5 posts of the week. So I will attempt to publish them tomorrow

when you don’t forward a chain email and die

(Source: thatginger)