when an atheist sneezes, and you say, ‘god bless you.

when someone’s comment on your facebook status has more likes than your actual status.

(Source: anthonybobjones)

when you realize Arnold’s “kilt” is really just the bottom of his shirt

(Source: you-are-the-blood-in-my-veins)

when you throw a pokéball, and its a trainer battle

(Source: lionhearted-girl--deactivated20)

when you say goodbye to someone and both walk the same way

when your nanny turns out to be your ex husband disguised as 60-year-old British caretaker

(Source: la-fille-infinie)

when Bob the builder can’t fix it and you have to bring in a consultant

when B1 doesn’t know what B2 is thinking

when you walk into a closet and don’t end up in Narnia

when you can post controversial things about abortion and religion and not lose any followers, but accidentally make a post with a typo and lose five.

(Source: go-steady-with-me)

during sex when Superman is faster than a speeding bullet

when video kills the radio star and you have to testify in court.

when Kelis’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and damn right they’re better than yours

when curiousity kills your cat