when Taylor Swift dates a guy named Orange.

(Source: somevans)

when Jude takes a sad song and makes it worse

(Source: tlmvpsp)

when an evil witch curses your baby daughter because you didn’t invite her to your party.

(Source: latefines)

when kelis has you over for milkshakes but you cant get through the crowd of boys in her yard.

(Source: coreyhmccutcheon)

when a guy says, “Hey baby, what’s your sign?” and she replies, “Hmm, I’m not sure. They just changed them all.”

(Source: thetwelfthfret)

when Janis Ian comes up to you and starts talking about crack.

(Source: biglesbiancrushonyou)

when Bella has her period and Edward uses her tampons as tea bags.

(Source: tlmvpsp)

when you have to come out as straight to your gay parents

when you realize that if Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner get married, they would both be Taylor Lautner

(Source: porcelainlust)

when you realize the woman you had your teenage love affair with, was actually an illiterate Auschwitz guard.

(Source: medicinals)

when you ask your mom what she did for her 21st birthday and she says: “I don’t remember”, and after you did a little math, you figured it out.

(Source: relearningtobreathe)

when Eminem actually is afraid, Justin Beiber says never, Pink doesn’t raise her glass, Bruno Mars drops the grenade & Rihanna remembers her name.

when you try to change your password to ‘my dick’ but the website doesn’t let you because it says it’s too long.

(Source: aperasso)

when Bruno Mars says that he will die in various excruciating ways for you. 

(Source: seerafosho)