when you have sex, get pregnant and die.

when a bunch of birds start attacking your pigs.

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when your best friend chooses T-Pain to go on the boat instead of you.

when your little cousin tells you her favorite toy to sleep with is a unicorn named “Horny” 

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when Ke$ha runs out of Jack and has to go back to using toothpaste.

in 2012 when Rihanna’s the only girl in the world

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when your color blind friend thinks they’ve solved a rubix cube.

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when you walk into a closet, and instead of finding Narnia, you find Justin Bieber.

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when scientists discovered that Hitler had Jewish and African roots.

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when everyone suddenly realizes how racist the pot is

when you’re about to study and your laptop walks in with no bra and panties on and seduces you.

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When you realize Rihanna needs help because she can’t remember her name, she likes rude boys, she thinks she’s the only girl in the world, and she doesn’t want you to stop the music that no one else hears.

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when that guy named Christian is an Atheist.

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