when the guy who discovered milk realizes he has to explain how he found it.

when you’re with Stevie Wonder and someone suggests playing hide and seek.

when Miley Cyrus asks ‘who owns my heart?’ and Disney’s legal department responds.

when Clark Kent and Lois Lane get their tights mixed up in the dryer

when you ask Jason Derulo for a lift and he refuses because he’s ’riding solo’

when you make a ‘yo momma’ joke to a sibling

when somebody asks Lady Gaga what her inspirations are and she answers ‘cut and paste’.

when curiousity kills your cat

when somebody chokes on a lifesaver

when a black kid says ‘pass the skin colour pencil.’

when Kelis’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and damn right they’re better than yours

when someone says ‘they are such a carrie’ when they’re actually a miranda

when video kills the radio star and you have to testify in court.

during sex when Superman is faster than a speeding bullet

when someone makes fun of incestuous southerners and the Cyrus family is in the room.