when you realise that Cow and Chicken is really just cock and bull.

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when you herp so hard you derp

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when you realize you’re grooving to the beat of your turn signal.

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when you look in the mirror and get turned on

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when you’re a 16-year-old girl auditioning for American Idol and Steven Tyler starts flirting with you.

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when you don’t have anything to do so you just start switching tabs

when you’re watching a movie with your parents and you’re old enough to understand all the sexual innuendos but can’t laugh lest you raise suspicion.

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when you discover your new gynecologist looks exactly like your boyfriends mom.

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when the person you’re talking to on the phone is peeing, and you can hear it.

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when you hate the song on the radio but when you change stations, the same song is on.

when you try to sing a Sean Paul song based solely off of what you’ve heard.

when you open the bathroom door and the doorknob’s wet.

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