Posts tagged submission

when a mutual friend tries to introduce you to someone you’ve already hooked up with like you two don’t know each other. 

(Source: kandimoulder)

when Chris Hanson From Dateline NBC walks into the room

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when you dreamt the plot of Twilight before Stephenie Meyer, but thought “wow, that was incredibly stupid.”

(Source: meschiess)

when you take a picture with the palest person in the school just to make yourself look tan

when you have more pictures of Harry Potter on your wall, than pictures of actual friends

When you look in the mirror and get turned on. 

(Source: drink-the-kool-aid)

when you go to a friend’s yard sale and you see that the gift you got him/her for their birthday is for sale.

(Source: ceruleansmurf)

on Tumblr when you’ve pressed the log out button more than you’ve pressed the message button.

(Source: miblogito)

when someone buys you a gun rack, and you don’t even own A gun, let alone enough to necessitate an entire rack. 

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when you call your black girlfriend “Precious.”

(Source: moardepravity)

when you think something is hilarious but nobody else seems to know what you’re talking about 

(Source: chloesageee)

when you accidentally hold down the question mark key too long and now you sound demanding and impatient.

(Source: tammmy)

when your boyfriend texts “I have a surprise for you” and you receive an email from your joint bank account about the engagement ring transaction.

(Source: hometooblivion)

when your spoon is too big

when you realize Darth Vader could’ve easily been on Maury.

(Source: ahmadinejad)