Posts tagged awkward one liner

when you recommend thatawkwardmoment for humor, and your account is suspended.

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when you finish painting your nails and you have a wedgie

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when you Google Chuck Norris and He finds you.

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when you tense your muscles and your shirt rips

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when Chris Brown lifts his hand to scratch his head and everyone in the room flinches.

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when you feel like a paper bag and there’s no song for you. 

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when you post an “about me” on your Tumblr, and lose followers.

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as a girl when you realize your moustache is thicker than your boyfriends

when you can’t name your government building after a former mayor because his name is Harry Baals.

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when Snoop Dogg gets out pimped by a gummy bear in a music video.

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when you realize your science teacher was wrong; the only mammals born out of an egg are a Platypus, Echidna and a Gaga

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