when you didn’t do your homework because you thought you were going to be raptured

when you get sweat in your eye, and you’re not even working out..

when Jesus doesn’t show up.

when you are actually on a boat in Central Park, forget to sing the song, go to thatawkwardmoment to submit your story only to see that your story will not get published.

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when one of your family members sends you a family request on Facebook.

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when you’re being taught sex-ed by a pregnant pe teacher.

 when you are about to “like” someones Facebook status and then you see it was posted 43 seconds ago. 

when you send someone an IM and they sign off.

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when you’re liking the song, and then Pitbull starts singing.

when you find out that Arnold Schwarzenegger is your father

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when you notice your fly is open, and have to go back and think through every social encounter you’ve had since the last time you went to the bathroom.

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when Ke$ha runs out of glitter

when you’re naked, trying to get dressed and your pet is staring at you.

when you hide your friend from your news feed & you forget their very existence.

(Source: jannalove)

when you slip while reading a “floor slippery when wet” sign

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