when you make a ‘yo momma’ joke to a sibling

when Katy Perry thinks she kissed a girl, but really it was Russell Brand.

(Source: sailingfaraway)

when Clark Kent and Lois Lane get their tights mixed up in the dryer

when you realize Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense and you jizz in your pants.

(Source: ceruleansmurf)

when the guy who discovered milk realizes he has to explain how he found it.

when you comment on someones facebook status and they completely ignore your comment, but keeping answering everyone else’s comments.

when you buy a bag of air and there’s chips inside

when your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you’ve done something very right or very wrong.

when Bella Swan jumps off a cliff because all her friends are doing it. 

(Source: streamofpeace)

when you’re waiting for the loser to finish at mario kart

when Nike and Gatorade are advertised together, and their slogans are “Is it in you?” and “Just Do It.”

(Source: lizzyreads)

when you walk into the bathroom and Kevin G is making love to your woman on the floor.

(Source: noxowl)

when you walk into the bathroom and Kevin G is making love to your woman on the floor.

(Source: noxowl)

when you try to change your password to ‘my dick’ but the website doesn’t let you because it says it’s too long.

(Source: aperasso)

when Janis Ian comes up to you and starts talking about crack.

(Source: biglesbiancrushonyou)