when you have to explain to your best friend that death is actually worse than being expelled.

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when you’re giving a speech at school and somebody yells “she doesn’t even go here!”

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when you finally think you’re about to get laid… and she asks for money

when Prince William says Rachel’s name at the wedding.

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 when you’re giving a class speech and Kanye comes up and says, “Alright hold up, I’ll let you finish in a second, but I think that girls speech over there was the best.” 

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when you’re the only 2nd grader with rose art crayons because your mom was too cheap to get you Crayolas.

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when you get a boner in class and your desk falls over.

when you thought “euthanasia” referred to “youth in asia”

at Prince William’s Bachelor Party when he stuffs a bill into a stripper’s thong and realizes his grandmother’s face is on it.

when you realize ‘Black History Month’ is the shortest month of the year.

when Obama is born in Hawaii and Donald Trump starts asking for proof that Hawaii is a state

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when you ask somebody what they’re wearing to an event and they respond ‘I’m not invited.’

when your chair makes a farting noise and no one believes it was the chair, so you try to do it again but you can’t make the sound.

when you realize that Sarah Palin is like a pair of scissors. No one will run with her either.

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