when you find out Janis Ian’s wig is made out of your mom’s chest hair.

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when you’re Sigmund Freud’s mother.

when you realize you can actually buy happiness, it’s called marshmallows.

when you see you have (1 Message), get excited, and then you see it’s from Tumblrbot.

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when you let the dogs out and don’t know how to break it to the Baha men.

when you try to tell the Kool- Aid guy no.

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when you light your cigarette backwards.

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when you enter the Pokémon Center and ask Nurse Joy to ‘heal your balls’.

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when Iron Man finds out he’s anemic

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when you spend 10 minutes trying to look for the button to go to the next page on someone’s tumblr

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when someone’s complaining about the size of their nose and Voldemorts in the room.

when the manager has to tell the woman going to see “Eat Pray Love” that no, she can not bring her cats into the theater.

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when you touch MC Hammer.

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when your electricity bill is really high because MGMT were turned on by the ‘electric feel’.

when you turn 11 and don’t get a letter from Hogwarts